Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
It seems Benedict needs a bit of supervision.
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon
he on his phone like “mom can u pick me up…they just started laughing didn’t even give me a dollar :-(!”
If only Bradley’s arm was longer. Best photo ever.